Justin Shronk

The average finish time for a horse in the Kentucky Derby over the last 104 years is 124.3 seconds. How exactly is this event on ESPN for seven hours and on CBS for two and a half. Thats 34,200 seconds minus 124.3 seconds, which means that today on TV you can watch Kentucky Derby Coverage for 34075.7 seconds (around 9.4 hours) without actually even seeing the race.

When I was 8 I was best friends at summer camp with a guy named Brian DiCandilo. He has a sister named Sara, who I have maybe met five times in my entire life. Apparently I made quite an impact on her.

A Facebook alert I got today:

"Sara DiCandilo has just compared you with one of her friends and thinks you are more trustworthy."

Ok cool, can I borrow like $3,000? jshronk on stars.

-shronk

I've watched all 6.5 seasons of Scrubs in the last month or so. I'm hypercritical of TV shows, so me recommending this one means that it's better than whatever you watch.

Here is probably my favorite comedic moment of the series thus far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaIFPdqyBw

Here are some moments from Scrubs' other side:

Colin Hay appears on Season 2 premiere - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JPzi1Su9T4

This is everyone who doesn't hate The Fray's favorite moment. The Fray obv. sucks. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDoqGGs1IM

A very well-edited compilation of Scrubs moments - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZXfMnPp30c