08/18/08
If you missed it, download it, find it on youtube, pay a nerd in your dorm to put it on DVD. It's amazing. Some highlights:
"Bob doesn't have a funny bone in his body ... unless you count the time he sat on Dave Coulier's cock." -John Stamos
"Bob's girlfriends are so young, R. Kelly won't even pee on them." -Jeff Ross
"John Lovitz. There hasn't been a more affeminate jew in the closet since Anne Frank." -Greg Giraldo
"Jodie Sweeten is here. She hosted this horrible cable show called 'Pance Off Dance Off' ... which ironically is how I used to watch Full House." -Brian Posaine
"Bob, in case you haven't realized it yet, this isn't a roast, it's an intervention. You can keep doing drugs all you want but please quit doing comedy." -Jeff Ross
"I don't know who any of you people are ... but maybe that's because I watch TV and go to the movies and read the trade magazines." -Cloris Leachman (Mary Tyler Moore Show)
"I have vibrators older than most of you. The difference is that most of them still work." -Cloris Leachman (Mary Tyler Moore Show)
"Jim Norton is a necropheliac. Last night he fucked Norm Macdonald's career." -Gilbert Godfried
08/17/08
xharalabobx: something is up with these jamaicans
xharalabobx: girls went 1,2,3 in 100m
oOkayPlayer: i saw that
oOkayPlayer: i heard they are putting together one hell of a bobsled team too
xharalabob121x: lol
