If you missed it, download it, find it on youtube, pay a nerd in your dorm to put it on DVD. It’s amazing. Some highlights:

“Bob doesn’t have a funny bone in his body … unless you count the time he sat on Dave Coulier’s cock.” -John Stamos

“Bob’s girlfriends are so young, R. Kelly won’t even pee on them.” -Jeff Ross

“John Lovitz. There hasn’t been a more affeminate jew in the closet since Anne Frank.” -Greg Giraldo

“Jodie Sweeten is here. She hosted this horrible cable show called ‘Pance Off Dance Off’ … which ironically is how I used to watch Full House.” -Brian Posaine

“Bob, in case you haven’t realized it yet, this isn’t a roast, it’s an intervention. You can keep doing drugs all you want but please quit doing comedy.” -Jeff Ross

“I don’t know who any of you people are … but maybe that’s because I watch TV and go to the movies and read the trade magazines.” -Cloris Leachman (Mary Tyler Moore Show)

“I have vibrators older than most of you. The difference is that most of them still work.” -Cloris Leachman (Mary Tyler Moore Show)

“Jim Norton is a necropheliac. Last night he fucked Norm Macdonald’s career.” -Gilbert Godfried